Back in the day, when I was in summer camp we sang silly songs just like all summer camp kids do. I'm often reminded of one we renamed "Stranded". A few weeks ago I watched an old episode of Branded starring Chuck Connors, and now I know how the camp song came to be. Here are the words we sang:
Stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl,
What do you do when you're stranded - and you can't find a roll?
To prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand to be true!
You're a man.
Now play the clip and sing along. It'll come to mind whenever you run out of scott tissue, and although you might be pissed at least you'll have a fun song to sing.